"FAH-GOT!" I awoke with a start. I could hear someone pounding at the top of the alarm clock, trying to turn it off. "FAAAAH-GOHHHHT!" The night before, I had set the alarm clock to a random radio station that was, at the time, playing what sounded like grunge death metal. This morning, the content being broadcast was notably different. "FAHHGO-" At last, the snooze button was hit successfully and the shrill voice was silenced.