"That's a nice watch", he said. "Does it keep good time?"
"No", I said; "It does not, even when I wind it constantly."
"Then why do you wear it?", he asked.
"Because it does not keep good time", I said. "And it's
old. I like to wind it anyway. It ticks."
It was only a matter of time before it happened. I should have seen it
coming, the day when there would come an LG fan who was not only so caught
up in the false sense of intimacy which LG fosters to think himself/herself
in love with me but also that lived close enough to act on those feelings.
You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?
I emerged from my room this morning to find a girl curled up in front of
the door, asleep. She came to my room and fell asleep where I would find her.
I'm not sure why I didn't starting laughing then.
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